Wednesday, 8 August 2012

On morbid obesity and cycling


I eat a lot.  I exercise rather less than the lot I eat.  Biochemistry and e=mc2  mean that I have become large and can no longer wear flowery sundresses.  I like Flowery sundresses so this is problem for me.  This blog is going to be about my efforts to become sundress-able, and especially one way in which I am going to about this :  cycling. 
My plan is to cycle more .  I’ve been cycling on and off in London for 6 years now but, apart from one 6  glorious months, not regularly.   It’s always something I intend, and talk about a lot, but excuses/broken bikes/hills get in the way.  Now however I’ve gone headlong from plump to overweight to fat to obese to MORBID OBESITY.  Duh duh duuuuuhhhh. 

I recently cycled to my work.  It’s a beautiful ride through Greenwich, under the foot tunnel and then up through the Isle of dogs.  There’s a view of the Millennium dome that is simply beautiful.  I cycled home too and when I got there I discovered that this trip of 10 miles and 2 hours had burned 1300 calories.  I looked at that number and just thought… “Why am I not doing this.  I like it – it’s fun, it’s cheap and at that rate you’ll be thin by Christmas!”  I thought a few other things too but that was the sum of it.  However, I know from past experience that a vague ambition “to cycle more”  may or may not turn into  bum on bike and that even if it does that might not turn into weight loss.  I so figure I need more that just that.  I need a plan:   healthy eating as well as exercise, a support network and public accountability.  You are that last one.  Say hi public accountability.  
There’s loads more I want to say but I don’t know what to pick so I made a list of topics: 

My plan and goals
On crazy lycra men
On my history with cycling
On always being fat
On why I love cycling
On Florence the 8th
On accurate calorie counting
Om my mixed reasons
On cycling in London
Sorry you’re number four so I can’t talk to you. 



So that’s what this is about – morbid obesity and cycling in London.  A happy combo.

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